Wednesday, September 11, 2013

How Well Do You Speak Toddler?

I pride myself on being able to decipher the babbles and mispronunciations of my charges,  so I've compiled a list of words and phrases from a span of thirty years.  Maybe  you’ll be able to decipher them, there are only a couple that I never figured out.  So feel free to offer suggestions on what some of these words might mean.

     Word                                                                  Meaning


1.   Foo-neen                                                                                               'Scuse Me

2.   Peesh                                                                                                      Please

3.   Tay-too                                                                                                  Thank you

4.  Moke                                                                                                      Milk

5.  Faffoom                                                                                                Bathroom

6.  Bye-poh                                                                                               Diaper

7.  Squoh                                                                                                  Squirrel

8.  Chay-oh                                                                                               Chair

9.  Kay cakes                                                                                            Either Cupcakes
                                                                                                                  or Pancakes
                                                                                         
10. NO                                                                                                     NO

11. Kooookee                                                                                          Cookie

12. MINE                                                                                                I own this object forever

13. Gree                                                                                                   Blanket (don't ask)

14. Goggy                                                                                                Doggy

15.  Ho-see                                                                                              Horse

16. See-bup                                                                                             Either Cereal or Syrup

17. Wa wa                                                                                               Water, of course.

18. Shoosh                                                                                               Either Shoes or Juice

19. Reebooksh                                                                                         Read Books

20. GUCK!                                                                                              Truck, Stuck or Duck

Numbers 21-25 are the ones I never quite figured out.  One is almost certain, although I have no idea how the child could have messed up the word so badly that it sounds like foreign language.  If you guys have any clue of the real meanings, please enlighten me!

21.  Yumpsamee Weet:  I'm pretty sure this meant Sesame Street.  The little boy responsible for this mispronunciation is almost thirty now.  I sure hope he got speech therapy.

22. Hooby Dooby Hattow Battow:  Same little boy.  He used to say this all the time, and I never found out if it was just spouting nonsense, quoting a book or none of the above.  Still a mystery

23. Anklebah:  My current charge says that, usually in times of hunger or mild agitation.  I have NO idea what it means.

24. Yon-Shwiff:  Might have meant sandwich, might not have meant sandwich.

25. Oodlegah:  Might mean something on Pluto, but this one eludes me.

Happy deciphering!

Sharon

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